Sumi Hansda

Haan! 

safar hindi wala 

kab english wala suffer bn gya , dekhne layak tha. 

Ek toh 24hrs ki journey mein 5hrs. train late. Ac ka tckt v mila nahi. 

Matlb mera toh Happy Wala Bday ho gya tha. 

Pure journey mein 3 logo ne jo irritate kiya. 

2 aunty nd ek uncle 

Aaj hum NANI MAA KE KISSE HOTE HAI NA 

Hum apne kisse sunaynge bt sirf ek aunty ka. baki ka baad mein. 

Multitalented aunty window seat side lower birth 

Fimale version of gabbar singh. :D 

Pura ka pura ghar utha k le aayi thi. :O 

1. Chalti train mein aate jaate logo se 

Aey mera paani ka bottle bhar de. 

Person- Yahan kaise? kahan se bhare? 

Aunty- mujhe nahi pata tum bhar ke lao kahin se bhi. :O 

2. Unka 2 hi kaam tha khana nd sona 

Sona - Gold!!! haan unke liye kuch aisa hi tha. :P 

Wo br br kabhi chanachur toh kv bhujia kha rahi thi. 

Plz note: Pura Fakira chanachur ka advertisement ho raha tha. 

Wo v bade se jail wale plate mein. Pakka ho na ho wo jail se hi bhagi hogi. :D 

3. Ab multitaled jb bol hi diya hai maine. toh khane aur sone k alawa v ek aur talent add kr dete hai. 

Stiching! 

sui nd dhaka te dhaka sui.Ki boliya 

4. Aunty: (bagal mein baithe hum umar sajjan se) 

Uncle! gaur farmaiye 

UNCLE! :O maante hai dil toh bachcha hai ji bt phir v unhe aur Uncle.! 

Uncle yeh ac ka kitna ticket hai? 

Uncle: aap jitni dur jayenge , utna 

Aunty: Acha. . . . . 

few sec. later 

Aunty: acha uncle phir v kitna? :| 

5. Ek uncle baar baar ek coach se dusare coach ja rhe the. Phir kya tha aunty se raha nahi gya. 

Aunty: tumko kb se dekh rhe the, tm br br idhar se udhar q ho raha hai? 

Uncle: mere ristedaar hai us coach mein hm dekhne jaate hai. 

Aunty: Toh kya hua? 

Toh kya hua? i liked the way c said :P toh kya hua mere v ristedaar hai. kya hum jate hai? hum pade huye hai na yahan? 

Bechare uncle ne aana jana band kar diya. :O 

6. Samose le lo samose! 

Aunty: Huh Singhada ko Samosa bolta hai. 

phir kya tha shuru ho gyi female version of gabbar singh ki tarah hasne. 

Waise ek dakuyin v thi na? naam yaad nhi aa raha hai choro . 

7. Aunty: aey uncle! Gaaziabaad paar ho gya na? 

Uncle: nahi 

Aunty: ho gaya hai. . . 

Uncle: nahi hua hai. 

Aunty: acha! tb nahi hua hoga. :O 

8. Ab yeh wala toh bahut ajeeb tha. 

Aunty: Jara thanda pani dena. 

Sudha mujhe dekhne lagi, de ya nahi? 

Hum isaara kiye de doh. 

Wo aunty mast paani pee aur jab last stopage aa gaya humara. 

Humlog utarne wale the tb 

Us aunty ne bottle humare upar fek diya. Ab yeh toh too much ho gaya. 

Shukra tha bottle empty tha. :D :P ;) 

Note padhne ke liye thanx! 

Bhagwan kare, aap sabko journey mein ek aunty aisi jarur mile. :P 

Baki k kisse phir kabhi.

Sumi Hansda